A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

What have we always said is the most important thing? Stop licking my hand, you horse’s ass. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I’m white! The Army had half a day.

Friday night. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Let’s make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. I’ll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn’t a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. O-kay, who’d like a banger in the mouth? I’ve been in the film business for a while but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.

Never once touched my per diem. I’d go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin‘. That’s so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Everybody dance… NOW. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! If that man’s straight, then I am sober. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic’s hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! I could use a leather jacket for when I’m on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it’s hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. What a fun, sexy time for you.

Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. It’s ok. You be with Yam. Butterscotch! Want a lick? The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I’ll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Annhog’s coming?

Hair up, glasses off. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don’t be afraid to ride her. Hard. Say goodbye to THESE!

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn’t have to pay his debt to society. Annyong. Way to plant, Ann! Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don’t get dessert?

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Sister’s my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? See for more good stuff. Up yours, granny! You couldn’t handle it!

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